Kevin Hart Quotes
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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That’s scary as hell [...]
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That’s how you know it didn’t go as you planned. -Kevin Hart
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil’ stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin’ what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin’ down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin’ ass bich! An the [...]
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face. -Kevin Hart
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever [...]
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